May 2012
May 31st
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via christophernolanss)
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edgur: life is like a box of chocolates i don’t have a box of chocolates 
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shavingryansprivates: how to paint a squirrel
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siriuslysalvatore: are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
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Everybody is Lokisexual
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commanderinqueef: today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
May 29th
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me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
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Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE
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One Direction Officially has a Tumblr
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Listen PRESS PLAY AND SING IT DO NOT PRETEND YOU DON’T...
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mrcraabs: roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
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Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
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olvidare: The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
May 28th
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I think the cinema will become my place of...
the-little-blogger: dreamsofthesociopathwithaheart: Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013. Star Trek 2: 17 May 2013. Wolverine 2: 26 July 2013. Thor 2: Nov. 15, 2013. Catching Fire: 22 November 2013. The Hobbit 2: 13 December 2013. Captain America 2: April 4, 2014 Sherlock Holmes 3: 2014.  Don’t forget: Deadpool: 2014
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My Dad: I like Tom Hiddleston better with dark hair, it really brings out his blue eyes.
My Dad:
My Dad: That sounded gayer than I thought it would jesus christ
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